Overnight,
a new bridge inspector has arrived from Up North to help us out here in Milton
Keynes, I found him (or her – it’s hard to tell with bridge inspectors these
days) wandering about looking lost when I took Sandy for a walk in the snow
(which I thoroughly enjoyed). I’ll have to point him (or her) in the
right direction. As you can see, he’s (or she’s) very bright, and
certainly wearing all of the PPE – Personal Protection Equipment required these
days, but if you look closely, you’ll find the silly sausage has got the hi-viz
jacket on the wrong way round! Also the laces on the steel-toe capped
safety shoes are undone. Not very clever is it? Still I’m sure that
he (or she) knows enough about bridges to get by. The old one did
apparently but he made too much noise.
Unlike
the old bridge inspector, this one shuns publicity which is probably just as
well he (or she) says. After all, we don’t want anyone to know what’s
going on do we? The name’s Pinocchio apparently! Can you see why
boys and girls?
If
he (or she) sticks around long enough, maybe they’ll tell you all something
about our interesting bridges here on this blog. Do you think I should let him (or her) loose on the blog? The new
Bridge Inspector says that it would help us get better maintained bridges if
you would all please become a follower of the blog by clicking the Follower tab
– top left. Also that he (or she) would like to get 1000 followers in MK
by the end of February so please tell all your friends too. He (I think
it’s really a bloke) thinks that the council and the people who are supposed to
look after the bridges will then have to start following the blog themselves because
they won’t know which bridge is to be featured next with photos of some of the
defects. Then they’ll have to do something about them.
Pinocchio
likes the look of Milton Keynes already which is great because the weather
suggests that he could be here a long time.
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